What’s Hot on YouTube

I was browsing YouTube last week and checking out one of my subscription when I saw this parody about KE$HA – TiK ToK. It was pretty cool so I decided to feature it as my What’s Hot on YouTube post. I decided to write down the lyrics just for fun. Check it out.

I wake up in the mornin looking greener than Shreik
Sleeping in the tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stopped and vomit tequila and glit
It seems like I’m spending every morning with my head in the shit

Got a vomit up in my hair
But I’m way too sexy to care
Now I’m falling down the stairs

Up up up help myself off the floor
That I’m almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me

Oh crap not again its an intervention
It’s cool I’m fine
I can stop anytime

That’s a lie
You wont try
Now you made your mother cry, look!
Oh woh woh woh

I’m outta here
This is queer
I’ll just drink a couple of beers

Don’t leave
We love you
Even hired Dr. Drew

This pattern needs to end
I think I have to puke again
Oh woh woh woh

So I decided to stay
But my head is surreal
Then they all go down the line
Talking about their feelings

It makes me sad when I see you
Brush your teeth with jack
Also you borrowed my bike
But you never gave it back

Stop showing up your butt
You make young girls act like sluts
And you started getting a beer gut beer gut

This behavior is a dead end
And p diddy is not your friend
You’ll end up like lindsay lohan lo lo lo lohan

This is whack I feel trapped
we want the old casha back
Screw you Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

Hey you don’t have to shout
We just trying to help you out
Oh woh woh woh

Okay its time you know
This is just a video
I don’t drink or pee in sink

Its what I want my fans to think
Its all an act and in fact
Its even in my contract
Oh, oh and oh (we didn’t know)